What about Steve Harvey's teeth? - USA Issue

What about Steve Harvey's teeth?

They resemble enormous, flawless porcelain works of art that are precisely positioned

inside Steve's mouth to form a bright, holy union.

My ability to use metaphors ranges from excellent to appalling

But who or what is in charge of Steve Harvey's beautiful teeth

We at Another TV Blog made the decision to look into the problem on our (my) own initiative.

I spent five gruelling minutes searching through the top search results for

Steve Harvey's dentist," but I found nothing—except that you can whiten your own teeth

by pressing the inside of a ripe banana peel on them after brushing.